Sunday, 10 July 2011

The Demon's Surrender by Sarah Rees Brennan

Bring It
Can I just say that normally I am not a fan of real people on covers? They always look so boringly normal and all I usually see is some tarted up 16 year old doing her best Facebook pout. But I don't see that here, this cover is gorgeous. That girl is totally Sin (look at her smoldering defiance and tremble!) and the burning London background is so very dramatic. And for a Super Bonus Cover Prize, this actually happens in the book! It is so rare these days that YA covers represent the story inside so well and look awesome at the same time.

The Nitty-Gritty
Sin loves the Goblin Market, it's been her home since she could crawl and, apart from her little siblings Todd and Lydie, dancing there is the most important thing to her in the world. She was all set to inherit it from Merris, the current leader. But now Merris has offered the place to Mae as well, a girl who is no more then a tourist and who only ever discovered the market because of Alan and Nick Ryves, Sin's allies in the Goblin Market's war against the Magicians. Now the Magicians have set their eyes on completely destroying the Market and everybody Sin loves. Reluctantly she turns to the Ryves brothers for help, which is less then ideal as she already feels like she owes Alan everything for saving her little brother life, and Sin hates owing debts. Especially to know-it-all, charming liars like Alan Ryves.

Bullseye!
So this is the last book in a trilogy and I can't really go into how good this book was without giving away some small spoilers. So if you haven't read The Demon's Lexicon and the The Demon's Covenant go do that now and you can thank me later.

Where to start? How about the fact that this book followed Sin, a character I hadn't really paid much attention to in the first two books. Mainly because she didn't feature as much as the others and also because she always came across a little prickly and cold. So I was a little surprised when I found out the final book followed Sin, and perhaps a little disappointed? Surely, I thought, the third book should have followed Alan? Nick then Mae and finally Alan, this made sense to me because I liked Alan and he was such a main character. But I needn't have worried, Ms Rees Brennan has clearly saved the best character for last. Sin is amazingly likable, admirable even. I may have developed a small girl crush (not unlike Mae) on Sin because she's just so awesome. She loves her little brother and sister and takes care of everything for them while still going to school and dancing at the markets all while dealing with the fact that Merris (a woman she has looked up to all her life) has invited a demon to share her body and is slipping away from Sin day by day. Oh and the fact she is now in direct competition for the leadership of the goblin market with Mae, a girl who has only been to the market four times.

Despite this Sin and Mae still maintain their easy friendship and I was so glad the story never got bogged down with misunderstandings or unaired suspicions. When Sin has very good reason to suspect Mae is actually a danger to the Market, she doesn't keep it to herself letting mistrust fester between them, she lays it out for Mae and asks for the truth. Which was so refreshing! The dialogue in this book is, at times, a little quippy for my tastes. But then I'm not a super master with twin blades or a sword so who knows? Maybe if I was I'd also have time to lay out some comedy gold between taking out enemies.
"She hadn't heard Nick move, but suddenly he was pushing past her, blade in hand, running towards the sound of the gun. Sin hesitated and then ran after him, through the pathways round the wagons to the other side of the hill. She was pulled up short by the dead body at her feet.
Nick was already kneeling by he body, his hand against its chest. He looked from that dead thing up at Sin, and he smiled a wild smile that made him look handsomer than she'd ever seen him.
'You can't be sure it was Alan'
'A shot in the dark, through the heart?' Nick asked. 'I'm sure.'
With some people it was a voice they would recognise, with some people a step in the hall. Sin guessed it was fitting that Nick could look at a corpse and see his brother's skill."
The action is as exciting and fascinating to read as before, it whips along so fast but Ms Rees Brennan writes such detailed explanations that you don't ever feel lost or confused while devouring the pages. In fact I think she writes some of the best fight scenes I've ever read and whatever she goes on to write next I hope she fills it with her awesome brand of fisticuffs.

I was also glad to see that the relationship between the brothers was just as strong in this installment as in the others, they don't have as much page-time together as before, but they're still scene stealers. Especially Alan who spends much of the first two books lying so convincingly to everyone you never really know what he's ever actually like. But Sin (or Cynthia as he insists in calling her) is more then a match for him when it comes to fibbing and together they both begin reveal more of themselves to each other through their lies, so much so that I became rather attached to the pair of them, which was a sneaky underhanded thing for Ms Rees Brennan to do as this book is the last in the series and now I want more!

Sunday, 3 July 2011

Equations of Life, Theories of Flight and Degrees of Freedom by Simon Morden

Some Trippy Shizz
I LOVE these covers, while I was reading them not a single day went by where someone didn't stop to ask me what I was reading because of the eye melting graphics. And I would proudly say "oh this? this is just the craziest story about a Russian physics student in post nuclear London and war has just broken out on the streets and ...........oh sorry I forgot you were there, go away I'm reading"

I would like to add that although I think these covers are the bees nuts I kind of hate the actual book titles, they're all a little vague and sort of cheesy sounding, which is probably why they've been relegated to the side and the publishers have just let the graphics do the selling. Smart move Orbit. Give yourselves a sweetie.

The Blurbington
Petrovitch likes being anonymous in the huge crowded city of the London Metrozone. He keeps his head down and spends his days battling nothing more life threatening then mathematical equations at the University, carefully never drawing attention to himself or his past. Unfortunately on the same day he witnesses a kidnapping, his altruistic side decides to act and he leaps to the rescue of one Sonja Oshicora. The only child of of a Japanese crime king pin who is now in Petrovitch's debt, much to the rival gangs' displeasure. Now Petrovitch needs to find a way of regaining his anonymity in a city filled with people looking to either kill or save him, all the while trying to figure out who the New Machine Jihad is and how they have managed to take complete control of the Metrozone and all it's inhabitants. Help rides along in the form of the apathetic Police Detective Harry Chain and Madeleine, a Catholic nun trained by the Order of Joan as a very effective killing machine. 

The Pizdets
I will warn you now, these books are relentless, non-stop action. Each only takes place over the course of a few days but Morden packs so much in to each you barely get any time to pause. Petrovich certainly doesn't, from the second he grabs Sonja Oshicora's hand in Equations of Life till the final page in book three he is subjected to every type of injury, pain and hurt imaginable. And he just carries on through it all with a single mindedness thats really quite endearing. Even though he's hardly a good guy (at one point he shoots a street kid in the foot, there's logic to it but it's not the behavior of your average hero) I found myself completely on his side throughout the whole three books. He's smart, in a way a
lot of characters aren't these days, he figures out solutions and enemies way before I did and better then that, his solutions to are almost always exactly the right ones. 

You know in those war movies where there's always that shouty American General demanding the President nuke all sons of bitches that so much as look at him funny? Petrovitch is that scientist guy who always comes through at the last minute with that technologically amazing alternative that saves everybody from sprouting extra radioactive limbs. He's like Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day, but very sweary, and Russian. Actually the constant Russian swearing was one of the things I loved bout Petrovitch, after reading all three books I'm having a difficult time not yelling yobany stos! every time I stub a toe or spill some coffee.

"'Why didn't the bastard ment tell me this in the hospital?' 
Petrovitch bent down to scoop up the crumpled form, and laboriously started to flatten out the creases over his knee.

'I'm sure he had his reasons. By the way, this is church. I'd appreciate you not swearing in it.'

Petrovitch considered his options. If the priest didn't hold to turning the other cheek, hitting him might end badly. But just skulking off didn't strike him as being appropriate either. 'Past' zakroi, podonok.'

Though the words were incomprehensible, his sentiment was resonant in his delivery. Father John's face grew hard, and he took a step forward. 'Get out.'"

There's a veritable zoo of amazing secondary characters as well, most who join Petrovitch's merry little band in the second book. And pretty much all women, brilliant, hardcore, indispensable women who are the only reasons he manages to survive an apocalypse caused by a computer, a war with a humongous army of violent barbarians (outies) and an international pissing contest with a puritanical America. He may have all the ideas and plans but these ladies are the ones who put them in to action and drag his weak arse out of danger whenever he manages to wander in to the line of fire. There's Valentina, a true Soviet communist to her red core and demolitions expert. Lucy, the schoolgirl found hiding in a bathtub from the outies who saves his life more than once. And of course Madeleine, the amazonian, Catholic trained bodyguard who does things to Petrovitch's synthetic heart that has nothing to do with the fact it's constantly malfunctioning. I adored all of these guys, they were all useful fully realised people, no extra bits of skirt who are only good for the hero to perv over in these stories, and I loved Morden for that. Also any writer that includes sly nods to The Princess Bride, Eddie Izzard and Zero Wing in their books is a-ok with me.

If you're looking for something clever, fast paced and exhilarating then you can't do much better than these three books. In Communist Russia book reads you.

Wednesday, 29 June 2011

Faves of 2011 (So Far).... The Characters



So heres the next round of faves from Inkcrush's super list-o-rama, this time it's al about the Characters.


1. Best female POV - Raine Benares in Bewitched and Betrayed by Lisa Shearin. I love Raine, she's fiercely loyal and knows how to bring the pain to the bad guys. She also has the most awesome family of lovable criminals ever written and isn't afraid of taking the things she wants (like hot man kisses!)

2. Best male POV- Oh I have to choose Locke Lamora in Red Seas Under Red Skies by Scott Lynch. He starts this book completely broken, full of self pity and ready to give it all up. But over the course of the story (and with the help of the most wonderful hatchet wielding friend, Jean Tannen) Locke really pulls it together and his lovely mischievous brain pulls off another incredible con.

3. Best couple <3 - Mid-shipman Deryn and Prince Alek from Behemoth by Scott Westerfield. Ok so Alek STILL doesn't know Deryn is really a girl, disguised so she can serve her country from the amazing flying whale airship Leviathan. But Deryn is all too aware of her growing feelings for the hunted prince and as they become greater friends she's starting to find it harder not to cross that line. I cannot wait for the final installment!

4. Who i so want to be best friends with - Agatha Heterodyne from the Girl Genius Webcomic. Where to start? Er she's a genius, she can build amazing contraptions in her sleep, she's the last in a long line of evil mad scientists and heroic adventurers and every single person she meets wants to be her friend. Of course I may have to wrestle Zeetha Warrior Princess for the honour of BFF but it'll be worth it.

5. Who i fell completely in love with (new literary crush) - Ooooh Finn in Song of Scarabeaus and Children of Scarabeaus by Sara Creasy. He's the classic strong, silent type (can't really help the silent part at the start) with the mysterious past that may or may not make him a seriously dangerous man to know. He can also kick many shades of bottom and doesn't ever shy from doing what's right. Swoooooony.

6. Worst (best) villian - No contest, Mayor/President Prentiss from the Chaos Walking trilogy by Patrick Ness. He is truly a monster and the worst part is the way he beats Todd in to this hopeless acceptance in the face of all the horror he creates. And all the time he seems so reasonable, he is a dangerous evil man.

7. Best character twist (who you loved then hated or vice versa) - Vaughn from Unsticky by Sarra Manning. I really disliked Vaughn to start with, he was demanding, unfeeling and, at times, psychotically controlling (adrenalin shot to the thigh? Wack job) But thanks to him Grace finds herself growing into a tougher, more matu
re person who finally figures out what she wants. And she totally ends up bringing out the best in him, by the end I fully loved both of them.

8. Best kick-arse female - Kat from City of Dreams and Nightmare by Ian Whates. Look up the definition of Arse-Kickery in the Dictionary of Hardcore and you'll probably find a picture of this young lady wielding her beloved blades. She is a one-woman army and the only reason Tom is able to continue breathing throughout the whole book is thanks to her superior fighting skills and just full on ballsyness. One things for sure, I would never, ever, piss her off.

9. Best kick-arse male - Er still Finn, see above for reasons. Or better yet READ THESE BOOKS.

10. Broke your heart the most - One of my most beloved characters from The Dark Road To Darjeeling by Deanna Raybourn. I'm not going to say who in case of spoilers but my heart completely shattered when I got near the end of this book, those who've read it will know what I'm on about and probably had their share of the weepys too, unless there's lump of poop where their heart should be.

11. Best/worst character names - Best? Eugenides for sure, I like saying it Youuuu-gen-ni-deeeeez. Awesome. Worst? Jeff MARTINI, from Touched by and Alien by Gini Koch, great fun book, awful awful name!



BONUS: 5 fave covers (from books i have read)

 


Sunday, 26 June 2011

Faves Of 2011 (So Far)....





This great (and extensive) list was thought up over at Inkcrush and seeing as I've read so many awesome books that haven't had a mention here yet (seeing as I only started in May!) I thought they deserved to be recognised. Rules are simple, we can only pick from books read this year, regardless of when they were published.

1. Favourite book read so far in 2011.

This is a no brainer for me, it's rare I find such a complete story and amazing writing in a single book, let alone three of them! This story was by far the best thing I have read all year, I know it's not technically a single book and this is sort of cheating but I just couldn't chose one of them. Don't make me chose!

2. Most powerful book.
On the surface this could have been just another excellent historical mystery romp, complete with murderous cousins, indecent photography and a lovesick peacock. But what made it really powerful for me were the characters I have followed so closely for four wonderful books. I won't spoil anything but this story had me in full on sob mode at the end.

3. Brilliantly funny.
A post nuclear London, a Russian student, an insane AI with an overprotective father complex and a nun with a big gun. This is only the first of three (I'm currently on two, still good!) but man I laughed like a hyena throughout this book. 

I think I must have dedicated a good two weeks of solid reading just to get caught up on this HUGE comic which was highly recommended to me by a friend (thanks Matt!). I LOVE Girl Genius, it really does have everything and the best part is the story is nowhere near over, I will be reading this till Phil and Kaja hang up their pens.

4. Best ache-y, heart-breaking, tear-jerker read.
I 'm not ashamed to admit that this book made me all weepy. I loved it but man, why did Raybourn have to whip the rug from under my feet like that? If you have not yet read any of these, get yourself a copy of Silent in the Grave and you can thank me later (I also accept gifts!)

Oh Eugenides you're such a glutton for punishment! You just never give up hope on Attolia despite the awful way she treats you and just when I think you'll throw in the towel you pull the most amazing theft ever. This book totally beat my heart to pulp over all the sadness and Attolia's suspicion where there should have been affection. 



6. Delicious rainy day comfort read
So I literally just finished this yesterday, and yeah it wasn't raining but it may as well have been seeing as I did not move from the sofa till I finished it! Shockingly this was also the first ever Meg Cabot book I have ever read and for that I have to thank the awesome ladies over at Forever Young Adult and their amazing review which had me picking it up from the library Friday and devouring it within 24 hours.

7. Adrenalin-fuelled, unputdownable award
 The Demons Lexicon and The Demons Covenant by Sarah Rees Brennan
Oh yes these were certainly unputdowable. The action was non-stop and so exciting and the steamy swooning was just as rivetingly good. And on top of this I loved the characters (all of them) and completely gave a monkeys about what happened to them. Especially little sweet Jamie, you so sweet!
I've got the third on order and it should arrive any day now, I shall have to set aside a full day for it.

Special Mentions
Genius Girl - The beauty of an ongoing webcomic is you never really put it down.
Equations of Life - For most of the book the only thing keeping Petrovich alive and (mostly) upright is adrenalin!

8. The beautiful prose (and art) award
Just look at those covers! These comics have some the best art I have ever seen and it's used so perfectly within the stories, always changing to fit the action. And the writing! To be able to successfully intertwine the most famous and well loved stories into this physical universe where the written word is the most powerful weapon is an amazing achievement. And on top of this to have real feeling characters who you end up really caring about makes this my pick for this category. If you love books you must read these. 

9. Most atmospheric and vivid setting.
Another no brainer for me, the world Whates builds here is HUGE! A hundred levels of living breathing humans betraying, loving, rescuing and killing each other within this amazing structural city where the higher they live the wealthier they may be, but they're  just as cutthroat and ruthless as the lowest alley crawler. And likewise the story in this book is every big as massive and detailed as the world it is set. Another book where I can't wait to get my hands on the next installment.

10. I-so-want-to-go-there award
I'm sorry but it's a tragedy that this world is not real and I can't go there whenever I want. It has everything from giant airship flotillas, mechanical princesses, TWO love interests who require more saving then the heroine does and Othar Tryggvassen GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER! Who is really anything but a gentleman, more a giant unkillable nuisance.
I would totally spend all my holidays here.

11. Most original and imaginative.
I adored Leviathan and that love only grew with the second book in this series set in an alternative history's World War I. Imagine a world in which the Germans have developed superior steam powered mechanics, they have giant war machines that can level cities and one-man flying contraptions with mounted gatling guns. But more amazingly Britain has been playing God with the genetic code, our war machines are alive. Humungous flying whales filled with an entire ecosystem of animals all genetically created to keep the living airships afloat. Like the colony of bees that turn nectar in to hydrogen and the sniffer dogs who search for leaks on the whale's hide. How could I not pick it for this category.

12. Best under-appreciated, hidden gem book
Thanks to the glowing review I found over on Angieville for Song I decided to pick this baby up and give it a go. And I was not disappointed. So much did I enjoy this story I bought the second one before I even finished! If you like your sci-fi with a bit of steaminess and a lot of peril then you must grab these.

13. I-had-no-idea-i-would-love this-so award
Another great book I have one of Angie's reviews to thank. I'm not normally a purely chick lit reader. I usually demand a little action, adventure or something out of the ordinary to flavor my romance. But this was so perfectly written, I really fell in love with these characters and rooted for them all the way to the end.

14. Most haunting story
As I said above these volumes are so wonderful that really can't recommend then enough.

15. Outside my comfort zone but gosh how i loved it
I know! It's a classic, how on earth have I not read it yet? I just don't gravitate to the classics as much as I should (naughty) my head always gets turned by the new Kate Daniels or Lady Julia Greys and I forget all about the Cathys and Emmas of the classics. This is something I'm desperately trying to rectify this year by making sure I pick up at three more classics before the end of 2011.

16. Series that I’m loving

Again I really loved the first book in this series, The Lies of Locke Lamora, it was the most amazing introduction to the Gentlemen Bastards, the greatest con men the world has never seen. And the tale was so beautifully twisted around itself you never knew if anything happened by accident or meticulously planned. This book is the second in the series and is just as good as it's predecessor, but now with PIRATES!

17.  Most memorable voice award
Ok so I promised myself I wouldn't place any of the Chaos Walking books any other category seeing as I already gave them books of 2011, and it would just be way too easy to give them everything, which would be so lazy. But Men of Monsters really does deserve this particular title above anything else I have read this year. The fact that the book is split in to three first person narratives and intertwines them so wonderfully while still keeping them so true to their individual voices was an amazing feat.

18. Completely awesome premise award 
Oh god this has to be the only story I could have picked! Homicide detection Tony Chu is a cibopathic, someone who get psychic readings from anything he eats. Except, for some reason, beetroots. So he can munch a banana and see the tropical island it grew on, feel the sun, smell the sea. Or he can bite in to steak and smell the cow's manure, feel the hormones that got pumped into it and witness it's journey to the abattoir. A rather useful talent when a serial killer won't tell you were his victims are buried, useful but not pleasant. 

19.  Would make the best movie
Read my blurb above and you know this'll make the best movie ever created!

20.  Want to re-read already
Because they were all incredible.

Sunday, 19 June 2011

Delirium by Lauren Oliver

Head-spaced and Confused
I actually love this cover, it's icy blue sky and the feverish girl's face  behind that big fat title, it made this book totally appealing to me. And a giant plus was the fact that I wouldn't be embarrassed taking this beauty on the bus, unlike the paperback they'll be issuing in August which makes me think it's one of those heinous child abuse sagas that always top the Tesco's bestsellers lists. Could she look anymore like a 12 year old Lolita? So wrong.

Seventeen year old Lena is counting the days till her next birthday, but it's got nothing to do with getting presents or going to college. Lena lives in a world where love, and it's many related emotions, have been named the one cause of all societies problems. All citizens now undergo a procedure at eighteen which removes their function to feel passion, to fear loneliness and to love, resisters are not tolerated and anti-cure sympathizers are executed. Electrified fences have gone up around the cities and literature and music is severely regulated.
Lena, forever stigmatised by her mother's suicide after three procedures that failed to correct her, cannot wait to have it done and float into the rest of her live with no worries or fears to trouble her. But then she meets a boy called Alex, and she starts to unravel the lies her whole life has been build on.

Despite the rather unrealistic set up (Love illegal? Really? How do you even officially regulate something like that?) Lauren Oliver does set a great scene in the coastal city of Portland, it's a paranoid conspiracy theorist's nightmare (or should that be dream? they do love to be right) it's a city in which all teens have a violently enforced 8:30pm curfew and where the slightest display of an illegal emotion will get you reported or worse. Those cured sort of glide around, not really feeling anything and never overreacting, it's like all the Stepford Wives (and their husbands) are sprinkling ketamine in to all their pies, it's freaking creepy. 

"In the end my sister was cured. She came back to me gentle and content, her nails spotless and round, her hair pulled back in a long, thick braid. 
Several months later she was pledged to an IT tech, roughly her age, and several weeks after she graduated from college they married, their hands linked loosely under the canopy, both of them staring straight ahead as though at a future of days unmarred by worry or discontent or disagreement, a future of identical days, like a series of neatly blown bubbles."

*Shudder* This is the stuff of nightmares for me, there's another scene later on where Lena overhears raiders, on a city wide sweep for sympathizers, beat her neighbors dog half to death for being too loud; her neighbors don't even blink, and I was thinking THIS IS UNNATURAL, FEEL SAD GODDAMN YOU!

And that was really the biggest problem I had with this story, I just didn't believe this would ever happen. Now I can suspend my disbelief for talking casseroles and shapeshifting goldfish (not that anyone has written these two amazing ideas into their books yet, but they will!) but usually there's magic or mythology involved so thats ok. But this just seems to be bog standard human shittyness deciding to make life utter crap for everyone so we can what? Be more easily controlled? For. What. Purpose?!

And why are they allowing teenagers to run around willy nilly uncured? Teenagers are a hotbed for these kinds of emotions, sure they've segregated the schools into genders but as everyone knows you can send your good-as-pie virginal daughter to the strictest catholic school and she'll still be giving out handjobs behind the bikesheds by the time she hits sixteen.

And Lena! God I really wanted to like her, I did. But ironically her character was somewhat overshadowed by her best friend, the oh-so-amazing best friend Hanna. You know, that best friend character who is always super good looking, super rich and super popular but it ends up being the mousey protagonist who really shines through in the end? Not here, at least not for me. Lena just felt a little flat to me, even when she was realising the depth of her feelings for Alex (who is rather dreamy but not in that stomach flipping hot flushy way that marks all great love interests). The only time she really felt real was with Hanna. I kind of hoped that it turned out Hanna was in love with Lena, I certainly believed it was the case for the first half of the book, but nope nothing so interesting.

So yeah, this book didn't light my world on fire and the shockingly abrupt ending just felt like it happened for no good reason, but it was still better then Matched by Ally Condie (which has pretty much the exact same set up as this book) which actively annoyed me.